Quotes of the Night

A crow comes and it starts quacking at us... or not quacking, what does a crow do? - Snooki

My blood pressure is off the roof - Snooki

You could not get a Job as an Oompa Loompa making gobstoppers - Clint (The Apprentice) 

Quote of the Night

Disabled Interracial Lesbians with an African Kicker - Cam (Modern Family)

Quote of the Night

"Leah does hook up with men, but I don't know if she is a lesbian, I'm not a lesbian doctor." - Kristen (Bad Girls Club - Miami)

About Time

Snooki wants Smush Smush

South Park - Does it yet again